Well, well... look what I found


Hi Reader,

Hope you grabbed that free copywriter guide last week—the response has been amazing!

Now, let's talk about something completely different. I've got signed copies of Fuckery ready to go, but here's the twist—you have no idea how many are lurking in my secret stash. $19.99 gets you one, plus free shipping (for a limited time). Want it personalized with a little extra Judi flair? Add $5 and consider it done.

But don't wait too long. Once these babies leave my hands, they're gone. And you know I don't like to disappoint.

So what are you waiting for? You surely know someone who could use some laughs this holiday season (or really, any time of year, but this is where we're at on the calendar right now).

You'll be sorry if you don't!

Best,

P.S. Haven't grabbed that free guide yet? Don't miss out on the drawing: [Get Your Guide Here]

Judi 411 | Judi Harrington

Paralegal and financial pro turned copywriter bringing boring topics to life, serving as the Resident Writing Expert for realtors, attorneys, and financial pros. Check out my emails below and enter your email address to get my freebie, "5 Ways to Make Your Copy UN-Boring"

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