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November is here—or, as I like to call it, Official Gratitude Month Before We All Lose Our Minds Shopping.

Instead of the usual "thankful for pumpkin spice" posts flooding your feed, I'm doing something actually useful: sharing a free mini-guide with the people who make my business possible (that's you, by the way).

Introducing: The Top 10 Things a Copywriter Can Write for You.

If you've ever looked at your website and thought, "This should be working better," or wondered why your brilliant expertise isn't translating into more clients, this guide has your answers. It's my complete breakdown of the content pieces that actually move the needle for real estate, finance, insurance, and legal professionals.

You'll discover:

Which content pieces have the biggest impact on your business

How to turn your expertise into words that actually work

Real results from professionals who got this right

The 3-step audit to see where you stand right now

But here's where it gets fun! 🦃

Everyone who downloads the guide gets entered into a drawing to win a free 30-minute Copy Clarity Session with me (valued at $350). We'll dig into your most significant content challenge and walk away with a clear action plan to fix it.

Think of it as my way of saying thanks for sticking around while I figure out how to turn brilliant professionals into brilliant communicators.

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Seriously, though—I'm grateful to readers like you who genuinely care about doing this right. In a world full of AI-generated everything and "growth hack your way to millions" nonsense, you're here because you want to build something real.

That means everything.

Now grab that guide, and while you're at it, make your own cranberry sauce this year. (Trust me on this one—fresh cranberries, orange zest, and a little orange juice will make you wonder why you ever bought the canned stuff.)

Gratefully yours,

P.S. The drawing closes on Black Friday because even gratitude has deadlines. Don't say I didn't warn you.

P.P.S. Oh, and Halloween being over means I can finally mention—I may have a secret stash of signed Fuckery books hiding somewhere for the holidays. But that's a story for another email... 😉