Beachside or poolside… I’ve got your book


Hi Reader,

We’ve covered your summer listening.

We’ve covered your quick-hit reading.

Which brings me to a very specific category:

Beachside or poolside reading.

The kind of book you toss in your bag, pull out with sandy hands, and read while half-listening for “Mom?” or “Can you watch this?” from somewhere in the distance.

If you’re looking for something that fits that exact moment, I have a suggestion.

(And yes, I wrote it. Stay with me.)

Fuckery: The Life and Times of A Legend (In Her Own Mind)

The title tends to set expectations.

It delivers.

It’s a collection of stories—some funny, some a little unhinged, all very real—about the moments that shape us, unravel us, and occasionally make us stop and think, well… that was a choice.

(A phrase that, coincidentally, also applies to a surprising amount of website copy I’ve seen over the years.)

It’s easy to dip in and out of, which makes it perfect for:

a lounge chair with one eye on your belongings

a beach day with built-in interruptions

or those rare, glorious stretches where no one needs anything from you

If your summer includes even a sliver of that, you can grab an autographed copy here:

👉 [Get your signed copy here]

It pairs well with sunscreen, a cold drink, and a sense of humor about your own life.

Which, in my experience, goes a long way.

Best,

P.S. I know you’re tempted to grab it on Amazon. I get it. But if you can, I’d love for you to buy directly from me as a local author and artist. It means more than you know.

Judi 411 | Judi Harrington

Paralegal and financial pro turned copywriter bringing boring topics to life, serving as the Resident Writing Expert for realtors, attorneys, and financial pros. Check out my emails below and enter your email address to get my freebie, "5 Ways to Make Your Copy UN-Boring"

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